Where is dinner? Why haven't you done the laundry? You left the toilet seat up and I almost fell in! Not to mention you spritzed piss on the floor. You forgot the kids at school again and the dog ran away...again. I see you didn't dust the picture frames -_- I went out back to light the grill, ya know, to make my own damn dinner, and i stepped in dogshit. You stink of booze. Just what did you do today hmmmm??!?!?! Tehehe
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Where is dinner? Why haven't you done the laundry? You left the toilet seat up and I almost fell in! Not to mention you spritzed piss on the floor. You forgot the kids at school again and the dog ran away...again. I see you didn't dust the picture frames -_- I went out back to light the grill, ya know, to make my own damn dinner, and i stepped in dogshit. You stink of booze. Just what did you do today hmmmm??!?!?! Tehehe
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So sorry, Darling. Fell asleep about eleven. Kids? Hmm, dunno. Dog pissed on the floor and chased away the cat. Oh yeah, your mother called.
What's for tea? Did you go to the off-license on your way home?