Hardened criminal says to his new cellmate who's been imprisoned for the first time, "Boy...us bein' cellmates makes us like a married couple. You want to be the man, or the wife?"
Nervously, the newbie says, "whew...I have a choice? I'll be the man!"
Hard timer says, "ok then..." unzips his pants. "suck your wife's dick!"
Is it normal that I want so bad a blowjob?
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Hardened criminal says to his new cellmate who's been imprisoned for the first time, "Boy...us bein' cellmates makes us like a married couple. You want to be the man, or the wife?"
Nervously, the newbie says, "whew...I have a choice? I'll be the man!"
Hard timer says, "ok then..." unzips his pants. "suck your wife's dick!"
hahaha