Is it normal that i wanna stick my finger up a girls butt?

The first step would be to stop being single, obviously.

first comes finger, then comes penis, then comes ... rice?! GTFO!!

First you need a girl and a finger. Put the finger in the girl. Easy really...

I would finger my cousin in her butt when I was 10 and she was 12. My dick got so hard when I saw her butt, and she would pull her panties down and shake her naked butt in my face and sometimes as she bent over or while she was moving her butt I could smell it because I when her butt opened a little bit the smell came out and my dick exploded. Then she spread her butt a little bit with her hands and I barely saw her butthole then she spread it open a lot and bend over and then I saw her butthole and it made my dick show and I noticed her butthole had lines like a hotdog weiner has at the sides and I leane in and sniffed her smelly butthole and I put my finger in and she said "oo yes little cousin that feels so good in my bootyhole". Then she let me put my dick in her booty and it felt so good to my dick. Ever since then she's been taking it in the butt from the boyfriends she has had.

I remember at school in the 7th grade there was a girl who was my friend and she kind of dirty she was 14 and I was 13 she and I were walking around after school down the stairs and we were the only 2 around, so then we dared eachother to do things and I dared her to go in the boys restroom and then she dared me to show her my dick so I did and then I dared her to pull down her pants and panties and show me her butt, so then she pulls her pants down and her panties then she turned and I saw her naked butt and it was big and my dick got hard, then then she dared me to touched it and play with it, so then I touched her buttcheeks and played with them, but then she soon said" No not my buttcheeks I was talking about my buttcrack" so then I touched her naked butt and her buttcrack and I spread her butt open with my hands and then I saw her butthole and then I put finger deep in her butthole and she said it felt good, and then I smelled her butt and she said " yes yes that's what I'm talking about" and then I licked her naked butt and I licked her butthole, her ass was sweaty and smelled musty but I loved it and then we left and dared eachother to go home and we went home.

You can always get a hooker, give her a little more money and you'll probably be able to do anything you wanted to her.