Is it normal that I wanna convert to satanism?

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  • Yeah, me too. Then I get to wear one of those cool red suits. I hear that the pointed red tail is detachable. You know, in case some Christian dude pisses you off and you want to stave the fuck out of him or something. The red head gear with those two horns sticking up is way cool too. I'm converting during my lunch break today. Maybe I'll see you there?

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    • Ratty :))) It seems the satanic subject matter has finally unleashed your latent homosexuality. Good to see you out 'n about. Horns sticking up, staving Christians, the detachable pointed red tail... good for you, get amongst it tiger!

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      • Excuse me. Do I know you? You sound gay. I stave gays on a regular basis. Henceforth (I love that Old English word) you will address me as Mr Ratman by the way. And I do believe you were warned by a close friend of mine: Ratman returns. So beware motherfuckers beware. I'm apt to stave you at a moments notice.

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        • I don't believe I will excuse you. Mr is as a Mr does and you are certainly no gentleman Ratty. I will refer to you as I see fit. Likely Ratty or Homophobe. No scuttlebutt to feed your ego, just noticed your handle scurry across the screen. A visual urine trail as it were (damn vermin) announcing your return. A stave is just a euphemism for anal sex as you well know. Ask your Rector.

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          • Scuttlebutt. I'm retired US Navy. That's a well-known term for me. For you I would imagine that's the nick name you give your boyfriend: scuttle butt. I'm curious: do you swallow?

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            • You a seaman? No surprises there. Ah well you can take the man out of the Navy...
              I suspect your swallowing days were cut short all too soon. Scuttlebutt indeed :)

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