Is it normal that i've already decided how i want to die

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I've already decided how I want to die. I wish to die by tornado. Don't get me wrong I have no plans or intention of dying anytime soon. But if, say, I got a terminal illness, or I had a limited amount of time left to live before my organs began to fail, causing me pain for ages and ages, then I sure as hell am gonna go out of my way to go find a tornado producing storm, and then make my way over to the tornado and let it come and take away the pain and end me. I'd much rather be ended by nature than by doctors in a hospital and it would most likely, be quicker too. I'd get my final wish which is to be so close to a tornado, and it would take my last breath. But obviously I don't have any intention of dying before I'm an old old lady. IIN? And how would YOU choose to die?

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  • techpc
    2 years ago | pl

    Live by the tornado, die by the tornado. Are you the tornado fetish lady?

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    • Tinybird
      2 years ago

      yes. Although it's not just a fetish I'm both sexually and romantically attracted to tornadoes exclusively and not humans

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  • CuteRachelXD
    2 years ago

    Do not choose how to die xxxx it will come to us all in one way or another x dont tempt fate x live your life instead of thinking about death xx

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  • hauntedbysandwiches
    2 years ago

    I mean the debris would get into your eyes and cut your body up so you'd probably be dead in seconds never even having acknowledged you are in a tornado but hey if you wanna go that way lol

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  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    When I was a teenager I thought it was cool to randomly ask people what their favorite disease was.

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    • Grunewald
      2 years ago

      What's yours?

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      • RoseIsabella
        2 years ago

        I used to always say tuberculosis.

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  • nostradumbass
    2 years ago

    I heard of a girl who wanted to die by tornado so she moved to midwest and anytime a storm was near she would get naked and go lie down outside with her legs spread wide in the direction of the tornado. Last I heard she was still alive but had many orgasms due to the tip of the tornado entering her. After a few minutes the tornado would "calm" and the storm would go away. They say she have saved a lot of lives by doing this and is teaching her techniques to ladies across the nation. I think she was interviewed by oprah.

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    • Tinybird
      2 years ago

      that was me. I even wrote a story about it

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      • DingusKhan
        2 years ago

        Can you post a link to the Oprah interview please? I am a scientist.

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        • Tinybird
          2 years ago

          oh so you're Bob Mctedsworth, the scientist in the story?

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  • LloydAsher
    2 years ago

    I dont plan my death. But I do plan my after death burial. I want an underground crypt, nothing large or overly fancy... that's booby trapped, maybe something as simple as a nail and a shotgun shell but still. ☠

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  • Grunewald
    2 years ago

    Please not dementia or Alzheimer's.

    I imagine I'll die by accident in my own home. Poisoning from an essential oil experiment gone wrong. Sepsis from a scab I picked too often. Maybe I'll choke on raw cocoa powder. Or I'll forget I've already taken my medication and OD by accident. Something like that.

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  • litelander8
    2 years ago

    Idk. I feel like organ failure will be fine. I’m pretty sure (genetically) I’ll die from strokes. I’m fine with that.

    I just don’t ever want to be one of those cunts who spends thousands of dollars, and months/ years of agony just to die.

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