Is it normal that i think inanimate objects have feelings?

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Please don't tell me that they don't. That causes way too much pain. I'm afraid of putting this on here just in case the inanimate objects are reading it...oh whatever, I can pay for it later. Every inanimate object has feelings, so I'm doing my best not to insult any of the inanimate objects. (That's why I have to turn away from them whenever I make a face at them. Or why I try to hold in my farts so my chair doesn't have to smell them. Then I feel bad. It's like gossiping or something.) Or, if I accidentally scrape the table, for instance, I feel it inside me like I scraped myself, only it's worse. I then must proceed to give the table a massage. Sometimes I'll kiss things so they feel better.

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  • redoctober
    10 years ago | pl

    My god... I have broken the backs of so many pencil's. HOW THE FUCK CAN I LIVE WITH MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago | pl

    You should visit a junkyard and perform last rites for all the poor neglected junk.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    I'm not sure I understand who is going to feel the "pain" if I were to tell you they don't. ???

    Ummm... Get yourself to a psychiatrist in the near future and ask them what they think about your perception of inanimate objects. What you're describing seems extreme.

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  • Arabia
    10 years ago | pl

    How do you know kissing makes them feel better? They may feel assaulted.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    10 years ago | pl

    Are you mental? They do not feel! Living things feel. Your tv is not alive you maniac.

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  • squirrelgirl
    10 years ago | pl

    If you think farting in your chair causes the chair to become upset, then my computer chair has witnessed enough horrors that I'm pretty sure it qualifies for a diagnosis of PTSD.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago | pl

    I take fart walks in the dark

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago | pl

    Yes don't break those chairs.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago | pl

    No... I really think that you should see a therapist.

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  • Kyurois
    10 years ago | pl

    Hey, I feel bad for inanimate objects too sometimes, I talk and coo and yell to my cars and computers, but I think you're just taking it a tad to far. I think you may just have social anxieties you're passing on to your objects. Maybe try meditation? But I'm also not a psychiatrist, so you know, take that with a grain of salt.

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago | pl

    I ate a parachute once. I had to plan my jump just right.

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  • noid
    10 years ago | pl

    No, it's not normal.

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