Is it normal that i think i should be jesus?

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I think that there needs to be someone on this earth that is the second coming of christ. But for some reason i think it should be ME. The only thing is, i am a terrible person. i never give anything away, i hate most people, i am ignorant and rude. I am basically a mean, stuck up bastard! But i am always drawn to the allure of being jesus! I mean, all of my web accounts and gaming tags are Jesus_christ, and so on... Is this normal?

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  • skintight
    13 years ago | pl

    Before the second coming of Christ is the coming of the anti-Christ. You would be the anti-Christ.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    I actually know two people who think they are Jesus...

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  • Devilsummoner
    13 years ago | pl

    fyi, jesus is not a god.

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  • mafiaprincess
    12 years ago | pl

    ...no

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  • howaminotmyself
    12 years ago | pl

    Do you ever pay attention to the world? Some guy in Puerto Rico already jumped on this train.

    José Luis de Jesús Miranda

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    well im satan believe it or not

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  • Mastersash
    13 years ago | pl

    BAHahahaahaa.. have fun hunting for the Easter Bunny!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago | pl

    Bruce Almighty by Jim Carrey totally a movie for you

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  • PBandG101
    13 years ago | pl

    Your just craving power like 99.9 percent of this failed race!!!

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  • Echoes
    13 years ago | pl

    Yeah and I think I should be in charge of the galaxy.

    Dude, seek help or disFUCKappear from the face of earth.

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  • adamvec
    13 years ago | pl

    skintight that ain't kool... yea it's kinda normal I feel that I should b nicer sometimes that's just gods way of saying ur better than wat u r

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  • jrphotographer
    13 years ago | pl

    Be a Buddha instead

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  • stomp.com.sg
    13 years ago | pl

    Who doesn't wanna be Jesus? But to meet Jesus carrying an iPhone, text messaging to God and driving a VW, yeah that would be cool

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    • penguin1
      13 years ago | pl

      "Who wouldn't want to be Jesus?" ??? Maybe someone who doesn't want to be crusified? Maybe? Maybe an athiest? I don't know... Personally, I wouldn't want to be Jesus, I'd want to be a god!

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