I doubt it. I've never looked at a fish and thought "Wtf, fish are gross, where the fuck are its feet, and the little to shoes to put on its feet? Where are its hands?! How is it supposed to tie the shoelaces of its tiny shoes if it had shoes to put on its tiny feet if it had feet?! WHY ISN'T IT BLINKING?! Stupid fish bags."
I like to think the rest of the animal kingdom would extend us the same courtesy. And anyway, dogs always try to fuck my leg. So part of me must look pretty good.
Is it normal that I think I'm getting uglier?
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We're all kind of ugly anyway.
I think other animals must look at us and be all "Wtf, humans are gross, where the fuck is all their fur? stupid skin sacks."
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I doubt it. I've never looked at a fish and thought "Wtf, fish are gross, where the fuck are its feet, and the little to shoes to put on its feet? Where are its hands?! How is it supposed to tie the shoelaces of its tiny shoes if it had shoes to put on its tiny feet if it had feet?! WHY ISN'T IT BLINKING?! Stupid fish bags."
I like to think the rest of the animal kingdom would extend us the same courtesy. And anyway, dogs always try to fuck my leg. So part of me must look pretty good.
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Well when I look at fish I don't find them sexually attractive, we aren't all as open minded as you. You must get upto some real fishy business.