Is it normal that I think all football fans are closeted Gays?

Of course. What I've learnt from this site is:

All men are potential rapists, perverts, liars and cheaters who only want women for their bodies.

All women are beautiful, passionate, wonderful people who should be worshipped and any perversion they express is in fact a sign that they are sexually liberated and out of the shackles of male oppression!