My friend got drunk once and I drove him home and when he got out of the car he went on his lawn and barked at his neighbors then took a shit like a dog and tried to lick his ass clean... the best part was when he did that little back shuffle to throw dirt and grass over his feces. I'll never forget it haha.
Is it normal that I tell all my secrets while drunk?
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My friend got drunk once and I drove him home and when he got out of the car he went on his lawn and barked at his neighbors then took a shit like a dog and tried to lick his ass clean... the best part was when he did that little back shuffle to throw dirt and grass over his feces. I'll never forget it haha.