IIN that I sometimes clog the toilet with my poop?

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  • It might actually be concentrated satanic sludge you've summoned, along with some relatively trace amount of fecal matter. It's probably eating your feces so you don't have to go.

    I had that once, and it was really convenient, but then voices in my asshole started demanding I give them "the life-blood of the lamb" for some reason. So I had them exorcised and now I have to poop like everyone else.

    Good luck with your ass demons!

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