Is it normal that i send my best friends audio clips of me ripping ass?

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Every day for the last 3 months, whenever I have to fart, I anxiously grab my phone and open Messenger to record my fart and send it to my 2 best friends. Sometimes I'll lean in a way or clench to make the sounds come out differently and then I send them out. I can't stop laughing bc when they open the message the audio automatically plays my farts. They have asked me to PLEASE STOP, but I cannot. It's become an addiction. Because it makes me laugh so hard. But sometimes, I'm not even in the mood but I still HAVE TO send my farts. Other days my phone is dead and it makes me sad that I couldn't send them the farts of the day... If I have a junk food day, I make sure my phone is fully charged so they won't miss out on the most horrid and annunciated ass rips.
At the end of the day, is it normal that I send my best friends audio clips of incessant farting?

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31% Normal
Based on 13 votes (4 yes)
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  • SmokeEverything
    5 years ago

    You should send them to random strangers too. Try going through the phone book and picking people with dickish names.

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      Once I got a text from a random woman in a bikini in her bathing suit.

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      • SmokeEverything
        5 years ago

        The only flaw in this line of work is you don't get to see the reactions of the people you send the stuff to

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          Yep.

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  • SKDM007
    5 years ago

    if its their humor then why not

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