I invite you into my little joke dialogue pretending your distraction from an imaginary MMORPG we were deep in the midst of has caused us to lose an equally imaginary mission (let's say, to kill Trollfucker The Ugly in his cave), and you don't even have the common decency to play along, or even realise what the hell I'm on about...
Yeah I cast my 'stop being a dickhead' spell all over him but because you weren't there to use the 'last longer than 1 second' charm his phallic noggin was too great for my wimpy silver dirk and battered shield to withstand :/ I'll forgive you this time. But you owe me! I expect to receive a percentage of your loot on our next quest. TO THE GNARLY HILLS OF ROMBORE!
Is it normal that i play this much a day
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... what i dont know what your talking about
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I invite you into my little joke dialogue pretending your distraction from an imaginary MMORPG we were deep in the midst of has caused us to lose an equally imaginary mission (let's say, to kill Trollfucker The Ugly in his cave), and you don't even have the common decency to play along, or even realise what the hell I'm on about...
How dare you!
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im sorry ....that FUCKING troll
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Yeah I cast my 'stop being a dickhead' spell all over him but because you weren't there to use the 'last longer than 1 second' charm his phallic noggin was too great for my wimpy silver dirk and battered shield to withstand :/ I'll forgive you this time. But you owe me! I expect to receive a percentage of your loot on our next quest. TO THE GNARLY HILLS OF ROMBORE!
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say the price and the quest i wont fail i promise