Firstly, using your anus is a fun thing to do. I love feeling interesting textures move thru my rectum. Sometimes I eat nuts to make the experience a bit more sensual. Secondly, there is no need to use toilet paper excessively. Put a hand held shower in your bathtub. Hang ass over the bathtub (one foot on the floor; the other on the wall) and squirt your bung hole until the mess is gone. Use a bit of hand soap to wash until it is squeaky clean. Dry with a towel.
Cheer up. Just like good fun is a joy to experience, a good shit is sensual satisfaction indeed.
IIn that i need to shit all the time?
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I have not had a drink for about 5 months
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Well unless your getting food poisoning IDK... Possibly normal, if you got a Dr I'd ask em about it maybe your kidneys are stuffed
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Kidneys have nothing to do with bowel movements, that would be the BOWEL
What would kidneys have to do with bowel movements?
I try to stay hydrated as possible with at least a liter of water everyday.
Oh and in regards to food poisoning my stools are not like diarrhea and i always make sure that any meat or food is piping hot and cooked throughout.
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Well if your not shitting yourself whats the problem
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Inconvenience mainly. Walking round a supermarket or on a bus.. heavy use of toilet roll haha Maybe i am cursed.
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I'm not a Doctor but I'm sure one could get to the bottom of it 😉
Firstly, using your anus is a fun thing to do. I love feeling interesting textures move thru my rectum. Sometimes I eat nuts to make the experience a bit more sensual. Secondly, there is no need to use toilet paper excessively. Put a hand held shower in your bathtub. Hang ass over the bathtub (one foot on the floor; the other on the wall) and squirt your bung hole until the mess is gone. Use a bit of hand soap to wash until it is squeaky clean. Dry with a towel.
Cheer up. Just like good fun is a joy to experience, a good shit is sensual satisfaction indeed.
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Ill keep that in mind..