is it normal that I masturbate twice a day

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  • saamsassy
    7 years ago | pl

    i keep trying to do that, thank you

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    • Tempest-au
      7 years ago | pl

      Even once a week is too much. Satan will climb up your ass while you are beating your meat and make you want to masterbate more - Father O'Reilly told me so!

      Seriously, head to a monastery immediately. Don't even stop to tell your parents, because Satan has probably crawled up their asses too while they were "sleeping together", and they will probably try and convince you that masterbating is normal.

      Place yourself into the hands of some monks, they will put you on the right path.

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      • LundaiCocoaDelight20
        7 years ago | pl

        Lol, small penis.

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      • saamsassy
        7 years ago | pl

        are you trying to tell me to stop masturbating at all ?

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        • Tempest-au
          7 years ago | pl

          Absolutely! You are still a child, even thinking about touching yourself is not just unhealthy and dangerous, it's placing your mortal soul on the edge of purgatory!

          Prayer, flagellation, and monastic living is what you need son.

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          • saamsassy
            7 years ago | pl

            im 21 years old guy bruh what're you saying tho

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            • LundaiCocoaDelight20
              7 years ago | pl

              Delete the gay troll

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            • Tempest-au
              7 years ago | pl

              21? Seriously? Well, in that case jerk off all you want - it's not going to do you any harm (except possibly cause you to be a little deficient in zinc if you get really carried away). You might also want to read some basic educational books, like "The joy of sex" or something.

              I've never met someone older than 16 that thought masterbating twice a day could be dangerous. I guess I have learned something today too.

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