I stuffed what amounts to a rigged CO2 cartage up a pregnant cats ass premeditated I brought vasoline, lit that home made fuse and stepped away from it... Never did ai know cats were so kitten like inside the womb as I picked them up one by one after the explosion sent then spilling a radius of approximately 3 feet in diameter, all 5 and threw them in the ocean, no seriously I shit you not. They actually swam a good minute or so before they were taken by the oceans current at the 2nd sand-bar in less then two feet deep water and drowned to death. Surprisingly after the blast moma cat layed wide open and a good 30 seconds then succumbed to death
Ahhhh, I just finished relieving myself to this fond memory of mine by myself with just me. Thanks for glistening more true stories to cum
IIN that i'm turning out to be anti-catholic?
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You just described most of the trolls on this site.
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I stuffed what amounts to a rigged CO2 cartage up a pregnant cats ass premeditated I brought vasoline, lit that home made fuse and stepped away from it... Never did ai know cats were so kitten like inside the womb as I picked them up one by one after the explosion sent then spilling a radius of approximately 3 feet in diameter, all 5 and threw them in the ocean, no seriously I shit you not. They actually swam a good minute or so before they were taken by the oceans current at the 2nd sand-bar in less then two feet deep water and drowned to death. Surprisingly after the blast moma cat layed wide open and a good 30 seconds then succumbed to death
Ahhhh, I just finished relieving myself to this fond memory of mine by myself with just me. Thanks for glistening more true stories to cum
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Oh yeah, sure, no doubt.