2. get that little memory eraser flash thingy from men in black
3. right after you adopt, have your future husband use it on you and tell you that you just gave birth a couple days ago and that you passed out from the pain
you'll have no memory of adopting, so you'll believe your hubby and think you gave birth. problemo solved. you're welcome.
IIN that I'm so afraid of giving birth that I don't want to have kids?
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here's what you do:
1. adopt a newborn baby that looks like you
2. get that little memory eraser flash thingy from men in black
3. right after you adopt, have your future husband use it on you and tell you that you just gave birth a couple days ago and that you passed out from the pain
you'll have no memory of adopting, so you'll believe your hubby and think you gave birth. problemo solved. you're welcome.