Is it normal that i'm sexually attracted to kitchen appliances?

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Their submissiveness to my desires is my fetish. I love the soft curves of my egg beater and the slick surface of my microwave. I like to think that they work hard not because they were designed that way, but because they love me. I am their master, they want nothing but to serve me as much as they can. Yesterday, my toaster was looking particularly lonely, so I gave her the special treatment. After I did, I cleaned her up and she looked as good as the day I adopted her. Who else knows how to show love to those who work their hardest for you?

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  • jusssayin2
    11 years ago | pl

    I think your psycho who the heck has sex with there toaster, that sounds painful......what if one time you get electricuted because your liquids get on the plug.........you need a man.....you need to also get a house built without a kitchen........i dont think anyone can help you

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago | pl

    Haha, I kind of enjoyed this post.

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  • expeditious298
    11 years ago | pl

    Maybe you should marry one of them, saw a programme about a woman who married the Eiffel Tower.

    But you're crazy if you ask me. How can an appliance submit? Submitting involves making conscious decision to do something and clearly appliances are incapable of this.

    Don't believe me...read their instruction manuals!

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    • AngAnders112
      11 years ago | pl

      Yup it's called objectum sexuality.

      here's the international website:
      http://www.objectum-sexuality.org/

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    • Boredbastard
      11 years ago | pl

      i saw that document too ;D
      it was the most annoying thing i've ever seen.
      :o

      THEY DO HAVE FEELINGS! oh god what the fuck.

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  • Alwaysindreams
    7 years ago | pl

    It depends. If a person is on the Autism Spectrum being in love with objects then yes. And this would be a preoccupation with objects or parts of objects. I don't see this as an Objectum Sexual thing but only a symptom of Autism and for an Autistic person it is not only normal but comforting to those with ASD. This can be found under Restrictive and Repetitive Behaviors (299.00) of the Autism Criteria in the DSM-5.

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  • ChaoticBunny
    9 years ago | pl

    You are a weird one. I hope you don't end up sticking your penis in a blender. O_O Oh dear...

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  • Corleone
    11 years ago | pl

    Of course it's normal! Why wouldn't it be?

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  • jussayin
    11 years ago | pl

    You bumped uglies with a toaster? No. It isn't normal to treat appliances like people or insert your human parts into a machine...This sounds painful as well. If you're gonna use any appliance, please let it be a computer to get on E-Harmony.

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  • UsernameNotAvailable
    11 years ago | pl

    Aren't you the one that makes the food? The appliances just help make the process faster.

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  • graphic_nature
    11 years ago | pl

    What happens when one of them stops working? Do you bury it??

    It is not what society considers normal, but there are people out there like you. Research "Object Sexuality" or "Objectum-Sexuality" if you haven't already.

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  • catandmouse
    11 years ago | pl

    You gave her "the special treatment"? Even though these are objects, I feel for them.

    No, I highly doubt this is normal. Seek help and stay out of kitchens....

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  • WinstonTasteGood
    11 years ago | pl

    Maybe you should consult with L. Ron Hoover at the First Church of Appliantology.

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