Is it normal that i'm deathly afraid of brownies?

Ever since I made brownies from a recipe on Allrecipes I've had a deathly fear. I was looking for a new recipe to try and after looking through mixed reviews, I decided to try the said brownies. Big mistake. First of all, it was supposed to be a fudgy brownie but it was a BIG CAKE!!! Not even a good cake, might I add. Unfortunately, that was not the worst part. After I had made it, the tray knocked down onto the floor, and all 4 of my Shit-Zhus (pardon my language) sprinted towards it and started devouring it. Me, being the competent pet owner I am, knew that this would be devastating towards their tiny tummies so I started panicking and I kicked the brownie pan away but it hit my Princess in the head!! After crying relentlessly on the floor I picked it up and gathered myself. Honestly, all the wine in the world could not make this better. I now cannot make brownies in the fear that a catastrophe like this will happen again. Please help.

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  • Morrow

    I think you cooked them too long. Never go by what the recipe says; I take them out almost as soon as the outside hardens so they're nice and gooey on the inside. They cook for a little while in the pan after you take them out, so always keep that in mind.

    I thought you were gonna say something about Indians lol!

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  • Boojum

    Get rid of the stupid little long-haired rat-dogs, then you can live on a diet of brownies.

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  • Lol

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  • rayb12

    More rising action gotta start slow build slow it's a great tale, make it count

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