You must compliment it every single day or it will get depress and possibly suicidal. Under no circumstances whatsoever can you let your penis become suicidal! Make it feel loved. Talk to it about subjects it loves, give it plenty of air and sunshine, and give it plenty of bubble baths. Shampoo its hair or shave it (which ever you prefer). Give fine wines and french cheeses for food and don't forget to snuggle it.
Mmm, neither can I. I suppose something like paneer or gejetost with some grape juice would suffice. If it toots up it's nose, you could always give it a little slap...
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:D I want a penis! But how does one cope with such a burden? I mean you've got to pet it and feed it and such right?
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You must compliment it every single day or it will get depress and possibly suicidal. Under no circumstances whatsoever can you let your penis become suicidal! Make it feel loved. Talk to it about subjects it loves, give it plenty of air and sunshine, and give it plenty of bubble baths. Shampoo its hair or shave it (which ever you prefer). Give fine wines and french cheeses for food and don't forget to snuggle it.
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Damn, i've been neglecting mine...
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If you don't straighten up it'll run away!
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I can't afford fine wines and French cheeses though!
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Mmm, neither can I. I suppose something like paneer or gejetost with some grape juice would suffice. If it toots up it's nose, you could always give it a little slap...
Lol, feed it XD