You must compliment it every single day or it will get depress and possibly suicidal. Under no circumstances whatsoever can you let your penis become suicidal! Make it feel loved. Talk to it about subjects it loves, give it plenty of air and sunshine, and give it plenty of bubble baths. Shampoo its hair or shave it (which ever you prefer). Give fine wines and french cheeses for food and don't forget to snuggle it.
Mmm, neither can I. I suppose something like paneer or gejetost with some grape juice would suffice. If it toots up it's nose, you could always give it a little slap...
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Yeah, it's called penis-envy.
ENVY MY PENIS BITCHES!
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Haha, oddly enough I don't have penis envy. It's the only part of being a man that's never appealed to me.
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Hmm, someone's in denial :P
:D I want a penis! But how does one cope with such a burden? I mean you've got to pet it and feed it and such right?
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You must compliment it every single day or it will get depress and possibly suicidal. Under no circumstances whatsoever can you let your penis become suicidal! Make it feel loved. Talk to it about subjects it loves, give it plenty of air and sunshine, and give it plenty of bubble baths. Shampoo its hair or shave it (which ever you prefer). Give fine wines and french cheeses for food and don't forget to snuggle it.
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Damn, i've been neglecting mine...
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If you don't straighten up it'll run away!
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I can't afford fine wines and French cheeses though!
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Mmm, neither can I. I suppose something like paneer or gejetost with some grape juice would suffice. If it toots up it's nose, you could always give it a little slap...
Lol, feed it XD
Penis envy isn't as bad as trumpet envy. >:3
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Guys who envy vaginas?
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No, literally trumpet like the instrument. Cause we're that awesome.
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I feel like I'm missing something here...
Do you play the trumpet, shade?
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Yes :)
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That is pretty awesome :)
Oof i wish i could play the trumpet.
My trumps are quite loud though.
They've just never appealed to me.
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Are you kidding? Having a vagina would be awesome!
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It would be like owning a dog, it sounds awesome but someone has to walk it and clean up after it and feed it peanut butter.
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That sounds like an odd comparison. I get the humor though.