is it normal that I'm a dwarf who wants to be eaten by normal size people?

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  • Sounds delicious, you're not really a human anyway. Can you fit in an oven?

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    • I actually agree. Ive always felt normal sized people are the real humans, and dwarfs like me are not. We're simply lower on the food chain. And yes I can easily fit into a standard oven. and with the right recipe I would be very delicious. Are you interested?

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      • Maybe. Let's wait 'til Thanksgiving. I can't eat all that dwarf meat by myself.

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        • Thanksgiving would be perfect. Id be enough to feed everyone for sure. Who would be attending? Any thoughts on how id be prepared? Sorry if im asking too many questions, im just excited to have a glimer of hope that i may actually be able to serve the purpose i was meant to. Normal people are like Gods to me. So to feed many would feel like an honor

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