Is it normal that i'm a dwarf who wants to be eaten by normal size people?

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Is it normal to be a dwarf (which I am) and want to be cooked and eaten for dinner by other "normal" sized people. Because I want that more than anything and I don't know why.

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Based on 28 votes (10 yes)
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    fuck that i spent the extra money for an oven thatd bake normal sized people so why the fuck should i sell myself short?

    git the fuck outta my kitchen

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    • littleguy777
      5 years ago

      Funny

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        5 years ago

        if this is the joe pesci routine yallre doin it backwards

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  • SomeEmoLord
    5 years ago

    Huh, name your height,i'll see if my oven is big enough

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    • littleguy777
      5 years ago

      I'm 3'1"

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      • SomeEmoLord
        5 years ago

        Hmmm aight. Would you be able to stay curled up the whole time?

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        • littleguy777
          5 years ago

          Yes, it would probably be safer to tie my wrists to my ankles or hog tie. That would insure I'd stay in position.

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          • SomeEmoLord
            5 years ago

            Great, all good, we have room!

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            • littleguy777
              5 years ago

              Really!? Would I be dinner for just you, or would others be joining you? :) I wouldn't mind either way, I'm just curious

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  • CinnamonWolf
    5 years ago

    Completely normal!

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    sweet and sour midget

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  • apanda2
    5 years ago

    LMAO getting Muffin Song flashbacks

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    • littleguy777
      5 years ago

      What's that?

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  • curious-bunny
    5 years ago

    Tgeres guides for that, includes the best cuts of meat in a human and how to cook a woman as slowly as possible so she will live through as much of the proccess as possible. Yup. It is fudged. Kinda wana read it though. Not that I would ever do that cause that's just horrible! But it would be an interesting read. It's on the dark web btw, some guy by the name moot has a video about it on YouTube if I remember right

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  • trexagireve
    5 years ago

    That's not normal, it would be normal for you to want a fuck from normal people

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  • karmasAbich
    5 years ago

    Nope. Not normal even in the slightest.

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  • russellnb
    5 years ago

    Are you a female dwarf and would you like just a little raw nibbling??

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    If I were in a desperate situation like a plane crash in the Andes Mountains, or something I would rather the other people starve to death than eat my corpse. I would rather people starve to death than eat dogs, or cats. If someone I loved died I would kill other people to save my loved one from being eaten.

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    • McBean
      5 years ago

      Perhaps cannibals are your secret fear.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        No, there's nothing secret about fearing cannibals.

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        • SomeEmoLord
          5 years ago

          I'm fine with cannibals

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          • RoseIsabella
            5 years ago

            Young cannibals?

            https://youtu.be/UtvmTu4zAMg

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            • SomeEmoLord
              5 years ago

              Yeah, they're alright

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