Is it normal that i love to fake tan my penis?!

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Ever since I can remember I have loved the thought of having a darker penis. More recently I have taken action and started to fake tan my member.. I feel as though it adds quite a lot of length and girth to my lovely penis. But not only that, it gives me so much confidence to go out and meet girls. I do feel as though fake tanning my pork sword has been successful as lots of girls have been complimenting me and riding it like crazaaaay!

Although.. IS THIS NORMAL?!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    You can delude yourself all you want but you're not bigger, in length or girth for tanning your penis. And frankly, if I saw it and your skin was a totally different colour than your penis, I would probably end up laughing instead, I'm sorry to say.

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  • CrumpledPaper
    12 years ago

    Wouldn't it look ridiculous if you were white as paper but your dick is caramel tanned?

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  • CuteBoyReally
    8 years ago

    I do it too! I love the way it looks. Nobody has ever noticed that it is a fake tan.

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  • krisAllen
    12 years ago

    If you tan the rest of your body. Fine by
    Me. And... Whatever floats your boat mate. If you feel good about it, do it

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