Is it normal that i love butterkiss?

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Butterkiss is a ritual that involves me chasing my cat around the house while wearing Mexican shorts and a beagle. I yell "butterkiss" and slap my elbows while biting deep into my lips until blood is drawn.

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Hotdogsaregross

5 years ago | pl

What the fuck

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ILikeMemesBoi

5 years ago | pl

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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- VetusRebellioIudaicum
  
  5 years ago | pl
  
  You're a JoeKer
  
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Fetiza000

5 years ago | pl

wtf?

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- VetusRebellioIudaicum
  
  5 years ago | pl
  
  FTW
  
  Forward to Wednesday.
  
  3 is the answer to everything, gridiron.
  
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Poopusher5000

5 years ago | pl

Fukn hell yr a ripper lol

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- VetusRebellioIudaicum
  
  5 years ago | pl
  
  Ja,herr/frau!
  
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[Old Memory]

5 years ago | pl

Normal. This ritual is observed all the time in El Salvador, but they use chickens instead of beagles.
I think it’s the national pastime.

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- VetusRebellioIudaicum
  
  5 years ago | pl
  
  BLASPHEMY
  
  THE POWER OF GEIST COMPELS YOU
  
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RoseIsabella

5 years ago | pl

How exactly does one wear a beagle?

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- VetusRebellioIudaicum
  
  5 years ago | pl
  
  You take its picture, print it onto a hat and wear the hat.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    5 years ago | pl
    
    I guess that's alright, but the I'm certainly more the Sheltie type.
    
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Ummitsme

5 years ago | pl

Sounds a lot like my,"dirty paws." Except different. Totes normal

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- VetusRebellioIudaicum
  
  5 years ago | pl
  
  A gust of fresh air in a fetid charnel
  
  That's what you are
  
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Pumpurrnickel

5 years ago | pl

Should be 0% normal. But then again, this isn't a real post.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago | pl
  
  Define "reality".
  
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  - Pumpurrnickel
    
    5 years ago | pl
    
    This didn't actually happen is what I mean. If you want the actual definition, feel free to Google it.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago | pl
      
      Oh yes because you know what does and doesn't happen in this world as pertains to myself.
      
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      - Pumpurrnickel
        
        5 years ago | pl
        
        This isn't real. Everyone can tell so. Even if it was, you would know that this isn't normal and wouldn't ask if it was.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        5 years ago | pl
        
        I spit on your grotesque visage and shit on your overgrown nails, telling me what I should think according to your inane "values" and perennial "mores", you fossilized rabid mutt.
        
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Indigobloom1

4 years ago | pl

That's enough meth for you today 😂

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Pink-pumpkin

5 years ago | pl

hahahaahahahah

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- VetusRebellioIudaicum
  
  5 years ago | pl
  
  Un conch para ti
  Sí o no
  *winks*
  
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jethro

5 years ago | pl

That would be normal for any troll.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago | pl
  
  Llort have mercy!
  
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Hotdogsaregross

5 years ago | pl

I can't stop laughing at this one. Thanks for the laugh 😂

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- VetusRebellioIudaicum
  
  5 years ago | pl
  
  You mock me
  
  I will find you
  Don't be found.
  
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  - lonewolf1253
    
    5 years ago | pl
    
    I'm sure everyone is worried about you finding them. You fucking trolls crack me up.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago | pl
      
      I wasn't aware of my membership in the troll club
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        5 years ago | pl
        
        FREE SAMMICHES
        
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