Lol I like being beef stewed by a buddy and then articulately describing the undertones as if it were expensive red wine. You sound like a fart enthusiast...we'll see about fart king! Ever make a YouTube fart compilation video? BTW are we allowed to post links here?
On a short term basis I shared a one BR apartment with my brother who insisted I use the fan in the bathroom but I wouldn't.
I loved fuming it up in the hopes he would need to come in soon after. Plus the bonus of the sounds reverberating throughout the small apartment...good times. He'd tell me to close the door but I'd only close it halfway. Rarely maybe once I remember him coming to close the door holding his nose looking the other way.
Many times I'd go in there just to sit and fart on the can with the added bass/percussion effect. I'd tell my brother it was a false alarm.
Why fart on the toilet when you can rip it in your pants? My morning farts have good sound and duration - luckily the walls are pretty soundproof in my apartment building...although I kinda wish someone was able to hear my masterpieces!
Is it normal that I love bonding with other guys via farting?
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Ok, you must not know bout me...
Read up on who is the fart king on iin.
*soils himself trying to fart*
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Haha I'm new here so I wasn't aware of your reputation. How'd you earn it!!!?
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You'll see hang around
*closes windows
Sulfurs the small room with no ventilation
*locks door as he leaves
Just read you like being beef-stewed? Benchwarmers reference look up
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Lol I like being beef stewed by a buddy and then articulately describing the undertones as if it were expensive red wine. You sound like a fart enthusiast...we'll see about fart king! Ever make a YouTube fart compilation video? BTW are we allowed to post links here?
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Ive seen many links posted here.
On a short term basis I shared a one BR apartment with my brother who insisted I use the fan in the bathroom but I wouldn't.
I loved fuming it up in the hopes he would need to come in soon after. Plus the bonus of the sounds reverberating throughout the small apartment...good times. He'd tell me to close the door but I'd only close it halfway. Rarely maybe once I remember him coming to close the door holding his nose looking the other way.
Many times I'd go in there just to sit and fart on the can with the added bass/percussion effect. I'd tell my brother it was a false alarm.
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Why fart on the toilet when you can rip it in your pants? My morning farts have good sound and duration - luckily the walls are pretty soundproof in my apartment building...although I kinda wish someone was able to hear my masterpieces!