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Whenever I'm at the zoo, I find it hilarious throwing rocks at the lions, bears, and chimpanzees. It amuses me so when their eyes bulge up wide with shock, freeze in place, and then try and dodge the throws. The baby otters are the most entertaining; they try and hide underwater.
Haha My bad. In that case, I hope YOUR penis falls off and you throw it at that naughty lady monkey!
*arms crossed behind flutterhigh*
Tsk tsk tsk... You never change, do you? Doing your childish bits and trying to get away by blaming it on me. Shame on you, shame on you.
I like to throw rocks at people throwing rocks at animals throwing rocks at people throwing rocks at animals throwing rocks at people throwing rocks at animals.
Only if the other animals burned with me. It would be so amusing to watch a seal helplessly try and waddle towards water after getting set on fire.
deal, and done. you procure the seal, i'll get the gasoline.
Then we see if you or the seal waddle faster.
ah, but it's not even about the winner :)
I just want to see you both waddle around while your skin starts crumbling and flaking as you painfully burn to a cruel death and your muscles spasm from pain refusing to carry you closer to the perceived salvation in form of a pond.
Did i mention i'll mix the fuel i'll procure with crumbled styrofoam and aluminium dust?
I fully support this notion.
If you need help(such as fuel, matches, etc...) i'll provide whatever is necessary to make this work.
Is it normal that I like to throw rocks at the OP?
Whenever I'm at the mental asylum, I find it hilarious throwing rocks at the violent, sick and psychopathic OP. It amuses me so when his eyes bulge up wide with shock, freezes in place, and then tries to dodge the throws. Drowning him at the same time is the most entertaining; he tries to hide underwater.
Your ignorance makes me chuckle. I am not a psychopath. I am just a normal man who takes leisure in watching animals yelp with pain. It brings me such joy...
People get hooked by trolls so easily here. Or they say "I think this is a troll, but..." and then proceed to get angry or launch into a stern lecture. How can you acknowledge that it could be a troll, and then fall into its trap?
Next time you're throwing rocks at the chimps...smile at them with a big, toothy grin. I look forward to the video of you on youtube covered in ape shit. hahaha
This is obviously a troll post...I just had to say that because of the funny mental image..
You suuuuuuck. You should take part in a reenactment of a scene from lord of the flies. Poor piggy:( but not poor you! Stand under that boulder at once!
Either a troll or I hope one day you'll get hit in the face by some steaming hot monkey shit, you idiot.
Those animals are sacrificing their freedom so that you have the opportunity to see them alive in person, so that you don't have to travel to another continent to see them. It is not nice to stress them out like that. Even if you're only throwing tiny pebbles just to get a reaction out of them, it can stress them out enough to weaken their immune system and make them susceptible to viruses or make them so frazzled that maybe they end up abandoning any babies they might have in captivity. They may not have the capacity to express themselves like humans, but they still experience a lot of emotions like we do.
And if you can't do it for the animals, do it for yourself. What if another patron saw you and decided to push you over the wall into the tiger's enclosure to teach you a lesson? You'd have your jugular ripped out in a few minutes.
I hope this is fake. If not, you're an asshole. I'd like to throw rocks at your head and/or your weiner.
I will have to try this next time I take my kids lol or just try with the pets.
I hope that one day, the animals will get fed up with your bullshit and join forces to kick your ass.
Yeah it makes them easier to catch but also angry and more likely to flee. Oh wait, not the Safari Zone?