I have observed that most people take a 15-20 minute shower. As for me? Ha, 15 minutes is half way. I need at least 25 minutes in there, if I'm in a rush. When I can? YES, I stay in the shower for about 50 minutes, not quite an hour. Hello? It is a SPA HAVEN in there. The rest of my day is like unicorn farts. I feel exfoliated from head to toe. May I suggest soaps with a coconut scent. You might hallucinate a sighting of palm trees + Hawaiian luau music, maybe bongos? After your hedonistic shower, follow up with coconut scented moisturizer. Sit back, have a pina colada smoothie too.
Recently I learned that there are shower heads that have massage settings (?!) I'm telling you this in the hope that you purchase one soon and then never get out of the shower for the rest of your life, and maybe... just maybe... transform into a mermaid.
IIN That I Like To Stay In The Shower A Hour.
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I have observed that most people take a 15-20 minute shower. As for me? Ha, 15 minutes is half way. I need at least 25 minutes in there, if I'm in a rush. When I can? YES, I stay in the shower for about 50 minutes, not quite an hour. Hello? It is a SPA HAVEN in there. The rest of my day is like unicorn farts. I feel exfoliated from head to toe. May I suggest soaps with a coconut scent. You might hallucinate a sighting of palm trees + Hawaiian luau music, maybe bongos? After your hedonistic shower, follow up with coconut scented moisturizer. Sit back, have a pina colada smoothie too.
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Recently I learned that there are shower heads that have massage settings (?!) I'm telling you this in the hope that you purchase one soon and then never get out of the shower for the rest of your life, and maybe... just maybe... transform into a mermaid.
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Yesterday I discovered the shower at my gym had a mist setting. They had to kick me out.