Is it normal that i like to squirt mayo out of my eye

Extremely normal. In fact, why even post that question on this site if it's so obvious everyone does it? Duh.

owtch

Mayo would burn your eye.

Mayo tastes nasty in the first place. Dont know why you want to squirt it out of your eye, taking into consideration you just lubed your whole inside of your head with mayo...

Wouldn't it be harder to push out your eyes since its thicker then milk?

i think it would hurt soo bad :o

That's a form of self mutilation. You could also be craving attention from others. Or you could be a crazy idiot.

That is disgusting. You just made me laugh out and weez and say that's stupid. So thankyou so much.

How.. How in gods name do you even do that :o sounds awesome

I LOVE MAYO NUMM NUMMM NUMMM

Good luck with that. The vinegar in it will burn your eye, though.

I need to get a life....

Normal or not, why do you do it in the first place? But hey, as long as you don't hurt other people while doing so, go for it all you want I guess.

This made me hungry

Uuuuuuuuummmm WHAT?!?!?!

if you can spray mayo out of your eye, why dont you try spoof next time....