Is it normal that i like to pee on my friend's couch?

Are you female ?

omg i thought i was the only person in the world who ever peed on other people's couches! knowing someone else out there does that too turns me on! <3

Is your friend the bad neighbor guy with the couch on the porch? He thinks its cat pee but yoy have him fooled.... unless your really a cat.

This is not weird its just being a fucking twat.

No I didn't grind my muddy boots into his white couch...ya I did that.
Cocaines a hell of a drug

Totally and maybe next time you will get greeted with a kick to the knackers.