Just dont go to the ER and say that you fell on it. That is by far the most used excuse. If you do end up in the ER at least be honest... or come up with something more creative.
I’m glad you’re all amused. Just to remind you, everyone has their own preference and fetish. What might be good and work for one person might not for another. Maybe I am the only one who masturbates with a shampoo bottle in that way. I guess I’m unique and one of a kind. XD lol
I know. A lot of things in life make no sense. I’m not worried. I just live life and do my own thing. As Alfred P. Newman from Mad Magazine always said, “What? Me worry?” XD lol
lol XD I'm not that rough when I masturbate with my shampoo bottle. Believe me, I know of guys who messed themselves up because they went too far doing something too extreme. I know my limits.
Well I definitely don't do insertion. No worries there. As for the technique... it's hard to explain. I pretty much just rub the shampoo bottle on my cock. The center to the bottom of the bottle is the main surface area that I use and I usually go up and down and sometimes in a circular motion until I get really hard and cum. I can't really explain specifically, maybe it's just the feeling of the bottle against my cock or the pressure of the bottle triggering the sensitive nerve endings on my shaft. It's a good sensation to me anyway. Like I said, I've been doing this for a long time now. And I don't hump my bottle on top anymore like I used to. Mostly now, I'm lying on my back with the shampoo bottle and holding it with both hands rubbing it against my dick.
Is it normal that I like to masturbate with a shampoo bottle?
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Just dont go to the ER and say that you fell on it. That is by far the most used excuse. If you do end up in the ER at least be honest... or come up with something more creative.
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Looooooooool!!! Am I the only one getting this hahahahha.
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Well I did Make the comment so yeah.
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Thats hilarious despite not being entirely relavant. I'm glad to being sharing iin with you and people like you humor wise.
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I’m glad you’re all amused. Just to remind you, everyone has their own preference and fetish. What might be good and work for one person might not for another. Maybe I am the only one who masturbates with a shampoo bottle in that way. I guess I’m unique and one of a kind. XD lol
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Hey man I get off to shit that makes no sense either. I was just saying it makes no sense, I wasn't saying you need to stop or be worried about it.
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I know. A lot of things in life make no sense. I’m not worried. I just live life and do my own thing. As Alfred P. Newman from Mad Magazine always said, “What? Me worry?” XD lol
lol XD I'm not that rough when I masturbate with my shampoo bottle. Believe me, I know of guys who messed themselves up because they went too far doing something too extreme. I know my limits.
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Shampoo bottles lack a flanged bottom so it being swallowed up is a real danger.
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Well I definitely don't do insertion. No worries there. As for the technique... it's hard to explain. I pretty much just rub the shampoo bottle on my cock. The center to the bottom of the bottle is the main surface area that I use and I usually go up and down and sometimes in a circular motion until I get really hard and cum. I can't really explain specifically, maybe it's just the feeling of the bottle against my cock or the pressure of the bottle triggering the sensitive nerve endings on my shaft. It's a good sensation to me anyway. Like I said, I've been doing this for a long time now. And I don't hump my bottle on top anymore like I used to. Mostly now, I'm lying on my back with the shampoo bottle and holding it with both hands rubbing it against my dick.