Is it normal that i like to make up fictional recipes?

I love to make up fictional recipes and since I know nothing about cooking, they tend to be pretty bad and toxic according to my brother. I've never acted on any of these recipes because my mom would kill me because of their high demands on ingredients. Here is a sample cake recipe that you bake three times:

4 lbs chocolate
1 cup water
3 cups flour
2 lbs yeast
1 oz jam
5 blueberries
1 cup cinnamon
1 egg
2 cups olive oil

I don't know why I like doing this so much since it has no practical application but I'm the only one?

Is It Normal?
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  • ■ 1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix
    ■ 1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting
    ■ 3/4 cup vegetable oil
    ■ 4 large eggs
    ■ 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
    ■ 3/4 cup butter or margarine
    ■ 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
    ■ 2 cups all-purpose flour

    Don't forget garnishes such as:
    ■ Fish-shaped crackers
    ■ Fish-shaped candies
    ■ Fish-shaped dirt
    ■ Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
    ■ Pull-and-peel licorice
    ■ Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
    ■ Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
    ■ 1 cup lemon juice
    ■ Alpha resins
    ■ Unsaturated polyester resin
    ■ Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
    ■ 9 large egg yolks
    ■ 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
    ■ 1 cup granulated sugar
    ■ An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
    ■ 2 cups rhubarb, sliced
    ■ 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
    ■ 1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
    ■ 1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
    ■ 3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
    ■ 1 large rhubarb
    ■ 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
    ■ 2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
    ■ Adjustable aluminum head positioner
    ■ Slaughter electric needle injector
    ■ Cordless electric needle injector
    ■ Injector needle driver
    ■ Injector needle gun
    ■ Cranial caps

    The cake is a lie!!! XD
    NOTE: Don't actually bake and/ or eat this cake. You will probably die.

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  • 4 pounds of chocolate? Dear mother of God.

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  • turn on that all oven and drink a fifth of rum. Instant rum cake.

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  • Ever add jism?

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  • You're HowToBasic, aren't you?

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  • When you said fictional, at first I thought you meant as in replicating food from video games. I think it would be cool to open up a Skyrim themed restaurant, serving things like sweetrolls, venison, etc., along with cool replicas of drinks like black-briar mead while all the staff dressed up in replica Skyrim clothing. *nerdgasm*

    When I was little me and my friend used to make up fictional recipes too and make a fake menu, so I think you are normal.

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    • That sounds like a great idea.

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      • I thought a fallout themed restaurant would be cool too, but not many things consumed in that game strike me as delicious.

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  • what are the 5 blueberries for?

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  • That sounds like a good idea for a cake. When I was a kid, I would get the crazy idea that I was cooking genius and this led me to consequently making some very strange stuff...

    I have been told by some of my relatives that I have the gift of cooking. I have been given quite the praise over my oven baked salmon.

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    • That sounds pretty good actually.

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      • Why, thank you.

        How have things been with you?

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        • Pretty well, and boring at the same time. To be honest not much has changed. Work is fine, friendships are still there, and that's pretty much about it. How about you? How's life on your end?

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