Is it normal that i like to hump my shampoo bottle?

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When I am in the shower I like to masturbate with my big round shampoo bottle. I sit on top of it. I hump it so much till I cum and my kitty hurts. I sometimes end up with bruises and scars on my knees. IIN?

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    Get a dildo.

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  • drbishop
    11 years ago

    Do you have a shampoo bottle fetish or something or you just like to masturbate in the shower?
    If it is the second, please use this instead for example:
    www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/g-spot-vibrators/sex-in-the-shower-waterproof-vibrator#pcode-TTF
    More hygenic and more powerful (:

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    • LockStockNBarrel78
      11 years ago

      Is there really such a thing as a shampoo bottle fetish? I'll admit, I also used a shampoo bottle when I first learned about masturbation. It did feel good at the time and I kind of stuck with it. Does that mean I have a shampoo bottle fetish too?

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      • drbishop
        11 years ago

        Perhaps there is such a thing as shampoo bottle fetish, but don't worry it is definitely not that what you have. :D I just find it strange, shampoo bottles are not sexy, if I was a girl I would try other stuff to pleasure myself with.

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        • LockStockNBarrel78
          11 years ago

          What about guys that hump a shampoo bottle? Not necessarily sticking their pecker in the hole but just rubbing it until ejaculation. I've read about some guys that do that.

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  • cupcake_wants
    11 years ago

    What brand of shampoo... i wanna try it

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    • LockStockNBarrel78
      9 years ago

      Revlon Flex works best for me. :) But look for the older bottles, not the new redesigned ones. You can find Revlon Flex Shampoo 592ml bottles on EBay.com

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      • LockStockNBarrel78
        4 years ago

        Also Revlon has a Ginger shampoo, 600ml bottles similar to Revlon Flex. But you have to search online for those. Mainly from China, I think. Some distributors don't ship to the US.

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  • DannyKanes
    11 years ago

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  • LockStockNBarrel78
    4 years ago

    Just something to think about and look into. Read it first before you decide to pass judgement.
    https://www.isitnormal.com/post/is-it-normal-that-i-like-to-masturbate-with-a-shampoo-bottle--286145

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  • x1frosty16
    11 years ago

    Umm...I dont know about this but I like to masturbate to the water coming from the faucet

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    O_o

    isn't it just easier to buy a vibrator or dildo from the adult store?

    granted it means you have to openly admit to yourself that you're masturbating - plus you have to be old enough to get inside one... but i'm sure it'll hurt less

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