Eating paper because you want to is not normal. Eating paper because you have a good reason is still not normal, but at least you have a reason. For example: I was writing notes to a girl at school one time and we were passing the paper back and forth, and the teacher caught us and snatched up the paper from her. Well, there was some pretty bad things on that paper, so the teacher turned it in to the principal.
So, later that day, the inevitable call to the principals office happened. I went to the principals office and she confronted me about the paper. I told her that I didn't remember what I had wrote and could I please see it again? She fell for it. I immediately started ripping up the paper and chewing it up in my mouth. It was rather disgusting, but totally worth it. Mission accomplished. The principal later told me that she had never had anybody pull that one before. I still got In School Suspension as my punishment, but I also saved my ass from a lot more trouble too...
Is it normal that I like to eat paper?
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Eating paper because you want to is not normal. Eating paper because you have a good reason is still not normal, but at least you have a reason. For example: I was writing notes to a girl at school one time and we were passing the paper back and forth, and the teacher caught us and snatched up the paper from her. Well, there was some pretty bad things on that paper, so the teacher turned it in to the principal.
So, later that day, the inevitable call to the principals office happened. I went to the principals office and she confronted me about the paper. I told her that I didn't remember what I had wrote and could I please see it again? She fell for it. I immediately started ripping up the paper and chewing it up in my mouth. It was rather disgusting, but totally worth it. Mission accomplished. The principal later told me that she had never had anybody pull that one before. I still got In School Suspension as my punishment, but I also saved my ass from a lot more trouble too...