I'm gonna start sellin bottled pickle juice. Market it as a sports drink and advertize with the whole "X-treme" drink thing all them fuckin ad-men do. A spandex clad mountain biker crest the rise, admires the view, wipes the sweat from his brow and takes swig of Jweezee's x-reme pickle juice! Then he yells like a manimal and wrestles a cougar or some such shit. Actually, you could have some energy drink varieties. Maybe even alcoholic drinks. Jweezee's hard pickle juice........well, that doesn't sound good, i'll have to work on the name. I'll be dirty fuckin rich like forrest gump, retard millionaire.
Is it normal that I like to drink pickle juice?
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Damn! 72% normal.
I'm gonna start sellin bottled pickle juice. Market it as a sports drink and advertize with the whole "X-treme" drink thing all them fuckin ad-men do. A spandex clad mountain biker crest the rise, admires the view, wipes the sweat from his brow and takes swig of Jweezee's x-reme pickle juice! Then he yells like a manimal and wrestles a cougar or some such shit. Actually, you could have some energy drink varieties. Maybe even alcoholic drinks. Jweezee's hard pickle juice........well, that doesn't sound good, i'll have to work on the name. I'll be dirty fuckin rich like forrest gump, retard millionaire.