Is it normal that i like to destroy my neighbors hedge with piss?

It started a few months ago. I had an urge to pee while taking a smoke outside one night, so I just whizzed on the neighbors hedge (I was on the property boundary as it's only a small block).

Anyway, I usually never take a piss outside, so I enjoyed my encounter, the freedom of it and all, so I did it again the next night. After only a few weeks, and with little rain, I could see large chunks of their hedge completely destroyed by my piss! It was hilarious!

I continued this until the hedge was almost black, and now I'm also 'watering' their other shrubs on the boundary. I know they probably think I'm poisoning their plants or something, so I think I have to stop soon. But I get such a thrill out of it! is it normal that I like to do this and is it normal that my piss destroys plants?!

Is It Normal?
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  • No, you're not normal, you're a jerk.

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  • Well your neighbor might not think it's normal. Why don't you ask them? :P

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  • You won't be laughing when they give you the bill to replace the shrubs. Plants are really expensive.

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  • What goes around

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  • Lol

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  • Hmm acid piss and no i dont really think its normal...

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  • what would your shit do to them if your piss is anti plant maybe fertalise it?

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  • You sound really mean.

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  • if you HATE your neighbors it would be normal to get a kick out of it. You sound like an ass though.

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