Is it normal that I like penguins?

In this film we'll discover how magnificent drugs really are. Despite appearances, I'm just a dick from Manchester, which is one of the driest places on the planet. These are the Scablands, where geysers kick off at a moment's notice, making it the most violent place in the solar system. So it's either death or whiskey. But I'm lucky enough to escape. I've come to one of earth's natural wonders, to do something I've always wanted to do. I'm about to get incredibly high. You only really need 3 things. First of all, you need copious amounts of crack. Secondly, you need the most amazing white lines. Bang bang bang. Literally Hoover it up. And thirdly, you need some kind of solvent. I think it's absolutely wonderful. Soon after the first line of speed, you sniff a lot because your nose becomes uh...it makes you feel like you've had a few drinks. But then, imagine this: I got absolutely smashed on acid. It is quite incredibly beautiful. And that's why I love physics. But as you head towards the light, you enter a realm of giants. It's beginning to come. The end of the world! I lost it very quickly. I suppose that's pretty much what most people would expect. Eventually though, I had the most devastating comedown. Now, I'm significantly denser, and fifty times wetter than ever. And that is one of the wonders of the solar system.