If you're talking about good ol' Onan, many biblical scholars believe that dear, sweet JHVH went all Old Testament on Onan's sorry ass because he didn't get his widowed sister-in-law pregnant as the law required him to, not just because he sprayed his spunk on the sand.
The fable was turned into "proof" that the Great Sky Fairy hates masturbation by sex-hating, women-hating, life-hating — and probably impotent — crackpots.
Is it normal that I like it when the guy pulls out and cums on my belly?
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If you're talking about good ol' Onan, many biblical scholars believe that dear, sweet JHVH went all Old Testament on Onan's sorry ass because he didn't get his widowed sister-in-law pregnant as the law required him to, not just because he sprayed his spunk on the sand.
The fable was turned into "proof" that the Great Sky Fairy hates masturbation by sex-hating, women-hating, life-hating — and probably impotent — crackpots.