Is it normal that i have to lick every twig i see?

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ssooo strange I know!! but i have to lick every twig i see, literally! :O i spend hours licking every twig on my trees in my yard and am soo exhausted ... is this normal and how do i stop?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    I have a twig you can do more to than just lick, its more like a log to be honest

    Giggidy giggidy

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    You stick licker!

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  • flax
    11 years ago

    Hehe, that was a funny story. But who gave you permission to stop licking those twigs?!

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  • 800imawesome
    11 years ago

    Step 1: Kidnap him.
    Step 2: Stick him in a forest.
    Step 3: Pee yourself from laughter.

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago

    Talk to a psychiatrist.

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    • Thewomanizer
      11 years ago

      no id rather talk to a tree tbh

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      • VioletTrees
        11 years ago

        Trees really aren't qualified to help you. Psychiatrists are.

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        • Thewomanizer
          11 years ago

          no shit

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    i'm guessing you're not in a bushwalking club

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Blah! Now this is in my head and I want to watch YouTube videos of people licking twigs. If I can't find any, you're going to have to make some. :P

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  • myweirdself16
    11 years ago

    Just don't lick swing sets or handrails and it's all good.

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  • Psychosocial
    11 years ago

    OCD of sorts. Birds poop on twigs. Eww.

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  • saltybuns
    11 years ago

    Dude, story of my life

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  • TerryVie
    11 years ago

    Ever been to a forest?

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  • BluntsRolled
    11 years ago

    Might you happen to be a dog?

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  • brojizzlejomomma97
    11 years ago

    I'm sorry your addicted to licking twigs... Poor you.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Those poor little Twigs...

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot
    11 years ago

    Lick a tree and aquire some tasty bugs.

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  • Mellifluous
    11 years ago

    I've never heard of anyone doing that before. There are worse habits... but maybe if you think about the amount of germs, that could dissuade you?! Or try getting some pretzel sticks instead? ;-)

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