Is it normal that i have this fantasy

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Is it normal that I have this one fantasy where Jesus Christ is jack hammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?

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Based on 8 votes (4 yes)
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  • GunnerKing
    9 years ago

    LOL!!!

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    Bloodhound Gang FTW

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  • Yumazing
    12 years ago

    I have that fantasy every other night! Pfft.

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  • hannahj03
    12 years ago

    Stop stealing from the Bloodhound Gang. They're funny. You're not.

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    That's ridiculous! They didn't have jack hammers back in the day when Jesus was around. Or Mickey Mouse for that matte!

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