Is it normal that i have sex with skirts wearing a skirt?

yo dawg, we heard you like skirts, so...skirtception!

Huh???!!!

so the skirts are having sex with each other?

He's jerking off using 2 (or more) denim skirts at the same time, while wearing one of them. He has a fetish (being turned on sexually by an object, rather than by a person) for skirts. It is usually males who have fetishes. Skirts are a less common sexual fetish - more common objects for sexual fetishes are women's body parts - breasts, legs, hair, etc. and other types of women's clothing such as panties, bras, pantyhose and shoes, and clothing made from particular materials such as rubber, silk, satin and, as in this particular case, denim. His skirt fetish is uncommon, but he's not alone in liking them. Many guys like to see girls in skirts, especially miniskirts, which show off their legs and (if they're lucky) glimpses of their private regions. A smaller number like their partners to keep their skirts on the whole time when they have sex. A number of those will like to fondle and jerk off on a skirt when they are alone as a substitute for a partner. And some will wear them to jerk off in, being a convenient thing to do. Wearing it is just a natural way to get more enjoyment out of it, since it will wrap around and hug you, and you'll have more of your skin area in contact with it. It will also catch your semen when you come in it so that you don't make a mess. The skirt when it is used to masturbate with is like a proxy for a sexual partner; when he is fucking a skirt, he is fucking a partner. And just because he's wearing a skirt doesn't mean that he's a transvestite or homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that); he isn't wanting to pass himself off as a woman, he just wants to pleasure himself and ejaculate on the skirt. Using more than one skirt just means that one is not enough for him, he wants the equivalent of an orgy, although he doesn't say whether he comes on just one of the skirts or all of them. So although his preoccupation with skirts is uncommon, he has merely found a novel, fun and cheap way to enjoy himself. It's no more abnormal than guys jerking off to some porn or to photos of naked women, a practice that has been around since there have been pictures of naked women. In a free society, he should be allowed to do this without being judged or derided. In fact, he should be celebrated, since he is expressing himself freely. So to anyone (male or female) who is reading this and is inquisitive, adventurous and feeling horny, go grab yourself a skirt and see what sort of fun you can have with it! You might be surprised!

Yeh I have a miniskirts fetish but mainly when a girl is wearing it

I didn't understand this when I read it yesterday and I still don't understand it today. Can you draw a diagram, photograph it and put it on Flickr or something?