Is it normal that I have an urge to shit in my garden?

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  • Hi all,

    I feel I should elaborate here. I am in no way wanting to get the attention of my neighbors, but just the thought that every time I crap in the can, my turd floats to god knows where... I just think that it'd be more natural if my turd ends up somewhere where I can monitor it more closely, well not monitor just watch it. Basically, I wanna look at my turd every morning when I wake up, heck maybe salute it or something and just watch it slowly degrade...

    I must also confess that if/when I do this, I'd wanna do my turd at a time when it's cold, so that I can watch my turd steam. The idea of a steaming turd really pleases me for some reason. I'd be like hot shit or something.

    Really that's all. Thank you for reading and continue rating if it's normal or not.

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    • Seriously, start doing humanure then. Pooping in clean water is very wasteful and so is flushing when you're done. Humanure handbook, read it and learn. There are black soldier fly larvae in my humanure pile and they eat my poo fast as I can make it. Look up black soldier fly larvae for more information, happy pooping!

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