Is it normal that i had a name for when i had an itchy butt as a kid?
When I was little (3-10), I made up a name to describe when my buttcrack was itchy. I used to say I had a "Boink". Over time my mom and dad even adopted the use of the word after they heard me say it a few times. If they saw me squirming in my seat or digging at myself with my fingers they would say, "What's the matter son, do you have a Boink?" If I said yes my mom would take me to the bathroom and either wipe me better with toilet paper or give me a full bath.