Is it normal that i get urges to do bad things like..

All the time, i constantly get urges to ruin peoples things, call 999, just do everything naughty. I can walk past a dog and want to kick it! Or cook pasta and want to put my hand in it. EVERYTHING I DO I GET NAUGHTY URDGES!!!!

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  • piman

    Is 999 the emergency # in Britain or something?

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    • XxDemonicaxX

      yeh it is

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    • chubbawubba69

      I thought he was talking about voting for Herman Cain.

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    • disthing

      Yeah.

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      • disthing

        Why did I get thumbed down for answering piman's question? Pshh you people and your thumbing. Thumb off.

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  • PeanutButtered

    IF PPLZ WERE ALWAY MEAN TO PUPPIES, WHY ARE THEIR STILL PUPPIES IN DIS WORLD?

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    • HolzGraef

      Ive never kicked a dog lol, i just get urdges

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  • i do this as well. Mostly when i was younger. Once my brother was going to put his hand into the garbage disposal and for whatever reason i was reaching for the switch to turn it on. I have no clue what made me do that.

    Or when i would be around knives i would imagine putting one in my eye. Seriously, no joke. I thought i was the only person that did this. Thankfully i don't do these things anymore.

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    • HolzGraef

      Thats just like me! Cept im 19 and still get urdges lol

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      • lol don't act on them! it's kinda funny how this topic is ok here but i know if i told my mom i used to do that she'd be like wtf.

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  • Francophile22

    Please don't ever meet me you won't live thru it.

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  • hobosheek13

    I like to do hoodrat things with my friends

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  • ducalfiltre

    Faggot

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  • PumpkinKate

    Edgar Allan Poe described these impulses as being the product of "The Imp of the Perverse". That's that part in all of us that gets the desire to do such things.

    Ever watch the TV show "Reno 911"? The entire premise is basically police officers actually acting on their "imps of the perverse" at every given opportunity. Perhaps not funny to all, but a good example of how universal those urges are.

    I get the urge to randomly yank on my emergency brake when I'm doing 70+ down the interstate. Just to see what it would be like.

    Or to leap off of very high places. Not in a suicidal sense at all, but rather in that I think falling would be fun.

    On the more benign side I often find myself getting the urge to kiss random girls for no reason, or to drag the next handsome guy I see into an alley and attempt to get him to do me then and there.

    Alas, my life is less interesting, though probably longer-lived because I don't act on these urges.

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  • AnaBanna

    do them!!! but just remember karma is a BITCH!

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  • HAHAH NAUGHTY

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  • SoccerStud88

    ur naughty OP

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  • chewy

    lol

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  • Rufus

    I used to blow up mailboxes when I was a kid.

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  • disthing

    "Some men aren't looking for anything logical... Some men just want to watch the world burn!"

    But yes, me too.

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    • yotaisgame1

      that sounds like the joker. or from another movie...

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      • disthing

        It is from Batman: The Dark Knight. Everything other than the Joker was lame in that movie, but occasionally the script shone through.

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  • Ooooh! I know how you feel...I made a poll about some of my urges Lool ^_^

    http://isitnormal.com/poll/do-we-share-the-same-urges-5401/

    Anyhow I'm going to list my other urges.

    -Sometimes whenever a cute person is talking to me I get the urge to bite their cheek.

    -Whenever someone I don't like is talking i want to make the sound of a car alarm.

    -Whenever I'm in the back of a huge line I feel like pushing past people and ''rightfully'' taking the front

    -Whenever I don't have money I want to take someone else's

    -Sometimes I want to punch people in the face. Like hard. Actually I just want to get into a fight with them.

    -Sometimes I want to plant my face into my plate of food and eat like that. DO NOT ask me why.

    -Sometimes I want to stand in the middle of the road and shake my booty

    -Sometimes I want to grab people's neck and strangle them a little

    -Sometimes when I see a cute tiny cat I think about it fitting into my mouth (although I really wouldn't do that...thats gross)

    You see... I have so many that I'll be here all day. So let me just stop. Like now.

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    • HolzGraef

      Thats like me!!!!! Ahaha

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    • LOL

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