Is it normal that I feel like punching someone

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  • TheProph
    10 years ago | pl

    LOL okay, thumbs up for you. Funny post.

    And just tell me what I have to do in order to be able to have tacos on taco Tuesday because that sounds good right now.

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    • Hugh*Janus
      10 years ago | pl

      If you want to have a taco you'll have to write a short essay. You can choose between the following subjects:

      1. why ancient Egypt makes me mad

      2. what's my least favorite TV show and why

      3. puppets and why they should not exist

      This essay is to be written from my perspective and it need only be as long as it takes to convince me that I'm right.

      Side Note *As you should realize, taco Tuesday isn't on Tuesdays. That's not a rule of course, we just don't know when Tuesday is around here. If we did know, we'd have a meatloaf or whatnot but FUCK THE SYSTEM, this applies to our own system of fucking systems as well so there's a high probability that we might have taco Tuesday on a Tuesday out of spite. Oh, and the tacos aren't always tacos either. Taco Tuesday is more of a non-specific term despite the quite descriptive picture it paints. I don't want to say it represents a generic evening meal but I don't want to call it dinner either.

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      • TheProph
        10 years ago | pl

        The ancient Egyptians made me mad because they were all about "order" and "civilization". Fuck order, and fuck the ancient Egyptians.

        And since I'm bored, my least favorite TV show is (obviously) LAW and ORDER. The two worst things on Earth.

        Puppets should not exist because you have to sew them, and sewing things takes following some form of instruction.

        Fuck instruction. Fuck order. Fuck the police.

        And I get it. Taco Tuesday is just the name. Why is it called Taco TUESDAY? some might ask. Because we fucking feel like it+.

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        • Hugh*Janus
          10 years ago | pl

          Actually the ancient Egyptians make me mad because they left too much room for that Ancient Aliens guy to accuse them of having extraterrestrial influence in every little thing they did.

          No, that's not my least favorite show. I've never seen that show.

          You're half right with the puppets. Well, 1/3 right.

          I'll let you figure out how we should resolve this.

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          • TheProph
            10 years ago | pl

            I thought you wanted me to give an essay on those answers about myself.

            In that case, I'll just say "No" and make some tacos. TACO TUESDAY WHOO!! Fuck your rules. You're no different than I was correcting your name. Now take that to the bank and smoke it.

            And Law and Order is a piece of shit show, save your time.

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            • Hugh*Janus
              10 years ago | pl

              Enjoy your Christmas Eve beef stroganoff. It's probably not even made with real pork.

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              • TheProph
                10 years ago | pl

                Only rule followers like you care about that stuff, brah. You need to be more relaxed and not care about stuff like correcting names like me.

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