Everything I do makes no sense yet it is so sensible that it eclipses brilliance. I don't play by the rules. I'm never wrong. You have accepted the rules and therefore you have chained yourself to a system that does nothing but beat you down and hold you back. You are a hamster on a wheel on a sinking ship. I never got on the ship, man. I'm watching it sink from my treehouse while I sip malt liquor, naked. I hear your tiny hamster cries but I can't help you now. You're going to have to get out of this one on your own. If you ever wash up on my shore, I will not harm you but I won't give you a map or the keys to my Ford Ranger either. After 19 days if you're still here it'll be taco Tuesday and guess who can't have one? YOU.
If you want to have a taco you'll have to write a short essay. You can choose between the following subjects:
1. why ancient Egypt makes me mad
2. what's my least favorite TV show and why
3. puppets and why they should not exist
This essay is to be written from my perspective and it need only be as long as it takes to convince me that I'm right.
Side Note *As you should realize, taco Tuesday isn't on Tuesdays. That's not a rule of course, we just don't know when Tuesday is around here. If we did know, we'd have a meatloaf or whatnot but FUCK THE SYSTEM, this applies to our own system of fucking systems as well so there's a high probability that we might have taco Tuesday on a Tuesday out of spite. Oh, and the tacos aren't always tacos either. Taco Tuesday is more of a non-specific term despite the quite descriptive picture it paints. I don't want to say it represents a generic evening meal but I don't want to call it dinner either.
Actually the ancient Egyptians make me mad because they left too much room for that Ancient Aliens guy to accuse them of having extraterrestrial influence in every little thing they did.
No, that's not my least favorite show. I've never seen that show.
You're half right with the puppets. Well, 1/3 right.
I'll let you figure out how we should resolve this.
I thought you wanted me to give an essay on those answers about myself.
In that case, I'll just say "No" and make some tacos. TACO TUESDAY WHOO!! Fuck your rules. You're no different than I was correcting your name. Now take that to the bank and smoke it.
And Law and Order is a piece of shit show, save your time.
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No. It's called pronouncing the name correctly. No one has the name "Janus" and calls themselves "Jayness", it doesn't make sense.
That's like saying you can just pronounce any word any way you want. You can, but you'd be wrong.
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Everything I do makes no sense yet it is so sensible that it eclipses brilliance. I don't play by the rules. I'm never wrong. You have accepted the rules and therefore you have chained yourself to a system that does nothing but beat you down and hold you back. You are a hamster on a wheel on a sinking ship. I never got on the ship, man. I'm watching it sink from my treehouse while I sip malt liquor, naked. I hear your tiny hamster cries but I can't help you now. You're going to have to get out of this one on your own. If you ever wash up on my shore, I will not harm you but I won't give you a map or the keys to my Ford Ranger either. After 19 days if you're still here it'll be taco Tuesday and guess who can't have one? YOU.
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LOL okay, thumbs up for you. Funny post.
And just tell me what I have to do in order to be able to have tacos on taco Tuesday because that sounds good right now.
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If you want to have a taco you'll have to write a short essay. You can choose between the following subjects:
1. why ancient Egypt makes me mad
2. what's my least favorite TV show and why
3. puppets and why they should not exist
This essay is to be written from my perspective and it need only be as long as it takes to convince me that I'm right.
Side Note *As you should realize, taco Tuesday isn't on Tuesdays. That's not a rule of course, we just don't know when Tuesday is around here. If we did know, we'd have a meatloaf or whatnot but FUCK THE SYSTEM, this applies to our own system of fucking systems as well so there's a high probability that we might have taco Tuesday on a Tuesday out of spite. Oh, and the tacos aren't always tacos either. Taco Tuesday is more of a non-specific term despite the quite descriptive picture it paints. I don't want to say it represents a generic evening meal but I don't want to call it dinner either.
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The ancient Egyptians made me mad because they were all about "order" and "civilization". Fuck order, and fuck the ancient Egyptians.
And since I'm bored, my least favorite TV show is (obviously) LAW and ORDER. The two worst things on Earth.
Puppets should not exist because you have to sew them, and sewing things takes following some form of instruction.
Fuck instruction. Fuck order. Fuck the police.
And I get it. Taco Tuesday is just the name. Why is it called Taco TUESDAY? some might ask. Because we fucking feel like it+.
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Actually the ancient Egyptians make me mad because they left too much room for that Ancient Aliens guy to accuse them of having extraterrestrial influence in every little thing they did.
No, that's not my least favorite show. I've never seen that show.
You're half right with the puppets. Well, 1/3 right.
I'll let you figure out how we should resolve this.
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I thought you wanted me to give an essay on those answers about myself.
In that case, I'll just say "No" and make some tacos. TACO TUESDAY WHOO!! Fuck your rules. You're no different than I was correcting your name. Now take that to the bank and smoke it.
And Law and Order is a piece of shit show, save your time.