I have a haunted alarm clock and it went off this morning at 7 for no reason. Fucked everything up, I had to watch 2 hours of Three's Company before I could fall back asleep. What's worse is 2 of the episodes were ones I had to suffer through the last time I got woke up like this. 7 AM on a Saturday is not cool. Re-run of a re-run of Jack Tripper caught in yet another big misunderstanding is less cool. Heavy on the Janet so couldn't even masturbate to it.
Everything I do makes no sense yet it is so sensible that it eclipses brilliance. I don't play by the rules. I'm never wrong. You have accepted the rules and therefore you have chained yourself to a system that does nothing but beat you down and hold you back. You are a hamster on a wheel on a sinking ship. I never got on the ship, man. I'm watching it sink from my treehouse while I sip malt liquor, naked. I hear your tiny hamster cries but I can't help you now. You're going to have to get out of this one on your own. If you ever wash up on my shore, I will not harm you but I won't give you a map or the keys to my Ford Ranger either. After 19 days if you're still here it'll be taco Tuesday and guess who can't have one? YOU.
If you want to have a taco you'll have to write a short essay. You can choose between the following subjects:
1. why ancient Egypt makes me mad
2. what's my least favorite TV show and why
3. puppets and why they should not exist
This essay is to be written from my perspective and it need only be as long as it takes to convince me that I'm right.
Side Note *As you should realize, taco Tuesday isn't on Tuesdays. That's not a rule of course, we just don't know when Tuesday is around here. If we did know, we'd have a meatloaf or whatnot but FUCK THE SYSTEM, this applies to our own system of fucking systems as well so there's a high probability that we might have taco Tuesday on a Tuesday out of spite. Oh, and the tacos aren't always tacos either. Taco Tuesday is more of a non-specific term despite the quite descriptive picture it paints. I don't want to say it represents a generic evening meal but I don't want to call it dinner either.
Lol. I couldn't stop laughing. I'm sorry you had to suffer through that, I really am :-( Oh. And there was this other time when I stayed at the same hotel a year later, I had woken up to a couple having violent sex in the next room. O_o I then started to imitate them in an annoying manor until they eventually stopped. Hotels totally suck!
I've stayed at some shit hotels. Have you ever heard of the Super 9? Yeah it's a play on Super 8. Haha. Funny. Ghetto as fuck. You'd think Super 9 would be "more better" than Super 8 but it isn't. It's so bad. Sooooo bad.
Is it normal that I feel like punching someone
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I have a haunted alarm clock and it went off this morning at 7 for no reason. Fucked everything up, I had to watch 2 hours of Three's Company before I could fall back asleep. What's worse is 2 of the episodes were ones I had to suffer through the last time I got woke up like this. 7 AM on a Saturday is not cool. Re-run of a re-run of Jack Tripper caught in yet another big misunderstanding is less cool. Heavy on the Janet so couldn't even masturbate to it.
Yeah I wanted to punch someone.
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You know your name would be pronounced "Hugh Yon-iss" right? Just sayin'...
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Yeah if you're some kind of German freak. This is American phonetics at work, arschloch.
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No. It's called pronouncing the name correctly. No one has the name "Janus" and calls themselves "Jayness", it doesn't make sense.
That's like saying you can just pronounce any word any way you want. You can, but you'd be wrong.
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Everything I do makes no sense yet it is so sensible that it eclipses brilliance. I don't play by the rules. I'm never wrong. You have accepted the rules and therefore you have chained yourself to a system that does nothing but beat you down and hold you back. You are a hamster on a wheel on a sinking ship. I never got on the ship, man. I'm watching it sink from my treehouse while I sip malt liquor, naked. I hear your tiny hamster cries but I can't help you now. You're going to have to get out of this one on your own. If you ever wash up on my shore, I will not harm you but I won't give you a map or the keys to my Ford Ranger either. After 19 days if you're still here it'll be taco Tuesday and guess who can't have one? YOU.
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LOL okay, thumbs up for you. Funny post.
And just tell me what I have to do in order to be able to have tacos on taco Tuesday because that sounds good right now.
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If you want to have a taco you'll have to write a short essay. You can choose between the following subjects:
1. why ancient Egypt makes me mad
2. what's my least favorite TV show and why
3. puppets and why they should not exist
This essay is to be written from my perspective and it need only be as long as it takes to convince me that I'm right.
Side Note *As you should realize, taco Tuesday isn't on Tuesdays. That's not a rule of course, we just don't know when Tuesday is around here. If we did know, we'd have a meatloaf or whatnot but FUCK THE SYSTEM, this applies to our own system of fucking systems as well so there's a high probability that we might have taco Tuesday on a Tuesday out of spite. Oh, and the tacos aren't always tacos either. Taco Tuesday is more of a non-specific term despite the quite descriptive picture it paints. I don't want to say it represents a generic evening meal but I don't want to call it dinner either.
Lol. I couldn't stop laughing. I'm sorry you had to suffer through that, I really am :-( Oh. And there was this other time when I stayed at the same hotel a year later, I had woken up to a couple having violent sex in the next room. O_o I then started to imitate them in an annoying manor until they eventually stopped. Hotels totally suck!
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I've stayed at some shit hotels. Have you ever heard of the Super 9? Yeah it's a play on Super 8. Haha. Funny. Ghetto as fuck. You'd think Super 9 would be "more better" than Super 8 but it isn't. It's so bad. Sooooo bad.