I'm more interested about you meating her parents. What exactly does that involve? I have the image of two people tied back to back then a giant piece of bacon slapped over their faces. They were ok with this?
But anyway, there were a series of errors here.
Firstly - do not, under any circumstances, meat people without their consent in a written contract.
Secondly - do not unleash fart combo's. Nothing catches people off guard quite like a nice uppercut of farts.
Third - do not excuse yourself then leave out the back door. Plan ahead and excuse yourself then head to the kitchen. Find a conveniently placed fire axe then, like my gf on her periods, start swinging that thing everywhere until no-one alive knows your secret.
IIN that I farted while meeting my gf's parents?? Embarrassing :S
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I'm more interested about you meating her parents. What exactly does that involve? I have the image of two people tied back to back then a giant piece of bacon slapped over their faces. They were ok with this?
But anyway, there were a series of errors here.
Firstly - do not, under any circumstances, meat people without their consent in a written contract.
Secondly - do not unleash fart combo's. Nothing catches people off guard quite like a nice uppercut of farts.
Third - do not excuse yourself then leave out the back door. Plan ahead and excuse yourself then head to the kitchen. Find a conveniently placed fire axe then, like my gf on her periods, start swinging that thing everywhere until no-one alive knows your secret.