The only people who drink water when they're thirsty are librul commie anti-fa enemies of the people. You oughta be chugging at least four liters of some soft-drink every day. A two liter bottle of Coke costs $2 and the production cost is about 5 cents. Maybe you think that markup is ridiculous, but that $1.95 is a contribution towards keeping the stock market up and capitalism working, bro. Suck it up.
Also, ya gotta drink the real stuff - no diet crap. Everyone knows artificial sweeteners are part of an Illuminati plot to rot people's brains. And if you don't get the 1,600 calories in those four liters of real Coke every day, how you gonna get some serious meat on your bones and look like a good American?
Is it normal that I drink water when I am thirsty?
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That's just wrong on so many levels, bro.
The only people who drink water when they're thirsty are librul commie anti-fa enemies of the people. You oughta be chugging at least four liters of some soft-drink every day. A two liter bottle of Coke costs $2 and the production cost is about 5 cents. Maybe you think that markup is ridiculous, but that $1.95 is a contribution towards keeping the stock market up and capitalism working, bro. Suck it up.
Also, ya gotta drink the real stuff - no diet crap. Everyone knows artificial sweeteners are part of an Illuminati plot to rot people's brains. And if you don't get the 1,600 calories in those four liters of real Coke every day, how you gonna get some serious meat on your bones and look like a good American?
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youre tryin too hard dude
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You know me, bro: never use ten words when there's space for 500.