Is it normal that I dread sleep without my girlfriend next to me

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  • Elder.ButtFuckingNaked
    8 years ago | pl

    Who were you sleeping with during the war?

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    • TheWrinklySailor
      8 years ago | pl

      What an ignorant question.

      When I was in the war, at which time I was also working at an offshore oil rig, at which time I was also involved in my first marriage, at which time I was also sending my first daughter to French boarding school, at which time I was also raising my first daughter on my boat...

      I was jerking it to sonograms, like a normal person.

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      • nobody13
        8 years ago | pl

        Who did you sleep with on the Apollo 11?

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        • TheWrinklySailor
          8 years ago | pl

          All of them. As an older, more experienced lover with the patience and knowledge to teach people how to have sex (in the missionary position only ), I'm sure each and every one of them learned so much about the subtlety and adventure involved in missionary position sex.

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    • Steve2.0
      8 years ago | pl

      Adolf Hitler.

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    • thegypsysailor
      8 years ago | pl

      What an ignorant question.

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